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Oct 18, 2014 / 2,768 notes

conflictingheart:

"evolution is written on the wings of butterflies." - charles darwin

photos from the sensational butterflies exhibit at london’s natural history museum, open until september 14, taken by (click pic) jonathan hordle, alastair grant, geoff pugh, luke macgregor, peter macdiarmid and leon neal.

according to the european environment agency, populations of europe’s grassland butterflies declined by almost fifty percent between 1990 and 2011.

“if the bee disappeared off the face of the earth, man would only have four years left to live.” - albert einsein. (bees, butterflies — chose your proxy indicator).

I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.
My co-worker, on her ex. - ziraffe (via perfect)

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Oct 18, 2014 / 150,303 notes
can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
Oct 17, 2014 / 516,381 notes

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

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Oct 17, 2014 / 139,886 notes

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worthyourweightinfanfiction:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian

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masochistbabe:

seanfiction:


dreadnaught002:

gamzee-thehonk-makara:

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves

I feel this on a spiritual level.

I’m 26 years old and I still get this.

29. No end in sight.


It will NEVER end
Oct 17, 2014 / 238,986 notes

masochistbabe:

seanfiction:

dreadnaught002:

gamzee-thehonk-makara:

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves

I feel this on a spiritual level.

I’m 26 years old and I still get this.

29. No end in sight.

It will NEVER end

Oct 17, 2014 / 12,534 notes
kissmeok:

love/couples
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Oct 9, 2014 / 581,382 notes

daki-d:

maybe-im-a-monster:

amai-mirai:

This is the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

Trynna contain the feels you’re catching like …

How I feel

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crunchbuttsteak:

haedia:

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 
Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.
What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!
She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 
He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

oh my god
Oct 9, 2014 / 699,214 notes

crunchbuttsteak:

haedia:

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 

Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 

He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

oh my god

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Oct 6, 2014 / 1,208 notes

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Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t. - Margaret Thatcher
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